rneerkat:

saladbrain:

rneerkat:

this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

why didnt i see this coming

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ididthatonce:

stumblingphrases:

you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via hvstle)

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

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