fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort, via uhck)

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Ezra Koenig can make as many deep lyrical philosophical songs he wants to but nothing can change the fact that Pizza Party happened

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nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

(via nickiminajvevo)


yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

(via 50shadesofwinchester)